Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Eric Carmen in 1980 in Osaka, Japan. - Credit: Koh Hasebe/Shinko Music/Getty Images Earlier this month, we published an extensive ...

Where oh where to start - the guy's giant pointy elf shoes? The mysterious brown liquid seeping out from between the girl's legs and onto the floor? The Beep Beep poster with inexplicable ocean motif?

There is a near-25% likelihood of users skipping a song within five seconds of listening to it. If our Instagram Reels-riddled attention spans can’t even last through a standard three-minute song, why ...