Throughout all of recorded human history, there has always been a common flaw for all theories purporting to explain the human condition: None of them has had anything to do with Muppets. Until now.

Slate's Dahlia Lithwick believes that all relationships can be defined by the difference between Chaos Muppets and Order Muppets. Explaining Muppet Theory: Are You An Ernie Or A Bert? Most of the time ...

Dahlia Lithwick conducts a very important study at Slate that might change the way you look at yourself forever: Muppet Theory, a little-known, poorly understood philosophy that holds that every ...

Let us revisit a very helpful paradigm to which I was introduced by Dahlia Lithwick, of Slate.com. Once I explain it to you, you will have a hard time not applying it to everybody. In the Muppetverse, ...