Eager thrill-seekers had to be rescued from atop Hersheypark’s oldest roller coaster Sunday after the ride’s train stopped in its tracks due to an “off-ride guest issue.” The Comet, a 75-year-old ...

We get it. You’ve seen dozens of cheap, page view-grabbing slideshows, read a series of misinformed opinion pieces, and glared at tweets proclaiming Space Mountain the “best ride ever!” You’re upset.