That bullshit wouldn’t be happening if they were playing Stryper during the morning announcements, I’ll tell you that much.

You should be green with envy, cause, hand to Gob, I am living the dream!

Hello, again! It’s Smokey Goretooth back with another “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take real life horror stories and bring them to our readers to decide if the OP ...

Because there is absolutely nothing worth celebrating this Labor Day weekend, why not at least make a little bit of noise to drown out the sound of the festivities that really shouldn’t be happening ...