We asked Countdown's Queen of Words (and swears) Susie Dent for a bunch of ye olde ways for us to be a little bit rude for our birthdays. After digging into the historical dictionary archives, Susie unearthed a host of new swears and we transformed these literary masterpieces into a line of tongue-in-cheek birthday cards. So, without further ado, beating about the bush or general lollygagging, who better to talk us through these absolutely classic swears than the Queen of Words herself! Take it

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